The think system


In “The Music Man,” the huckster Professor Harold Hill claims he has a revolutionary new method called the “think system,” where you don’t bother with the formality of music lessons and just think your way to performing.
It seems that the huckster Donald Trump has a revolutionary new method for declassifying documents that is his personal think system. He just has to think documents into declassification and it’s true, even if nobody can see the evidence. Oddly, he never employed this think system when he was actually, you know, president, and instead relied on a more formal and overt, documented system. But in justifying how pilfered classified federal property ended up hidden in his Mar-a-Lago golf resort, Trump invoked his think system. Perhaps it’s a superpower only possessed by twice-impeached former presidents named Trump.

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